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"Hey Siri, I see a little silhouetto of a man." :lol:
I'm clearly not very bright.

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News – Harley Davidson speaks to declining bike sales:



The reasons for the slump in sales at HD are not President Trump's fault. Apparently Baby-Boomers have
motorcycles. Generation X is only buying a few, and the next generation isn't buying any at all.


1. Pants won't pull up far enough for them to straddle the seat.

2. Can't get their phone to their ear with a helmet on.

3. Can't use 2 hands to eat while driving.

4. They don't get a trophy and a recognition plaque just for buying one.

5. Don't have enough muscle to hold the bike up when stopped.

6. Might have a bug hit them in the face and then they would need emergency care.

7. Motorcycles don't have air conditioning.

8. They can't afford one because they spent 12 years in college trying to get a degree in Humanities,
Social Studies or Gender Studies for which no jobs are available.

9. They are allergic to fresh air.

10. Their pajamas get caught on the exhaust pipes.

11. They might get their hands dirty checking the oil.

12. The handle bars have buttons and levers and cannot be controlled by touch-screen.

13. You have to shift manually and use something called a clutch.

14. It's too hard to take selfies while riding.

15. They don't come with training wheels like their bicycles did.

16. Motorcycles don't have power steering or power brakes.

17. Their nose ring interferes with the face shield.

18. They would have to use leg muscle to back up.

19. When they stop, a light breeze might blow exhaust in their face.

20. It could rain on them and expose them to non-soft water.

21. It might scare their therapy dog, and then the dog would need therapy.

22. Can't get the motorcycle down the basement stairs of their parent's home.

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skylersfriend wrote:News – Harley Davidson speaks to declining bike sales:



The reasons for the slump in sales at HD are not President Trump's fault. Apparently Baby-Boomers have
motorcycles. Generation X is only buying a few, and the next generation isn't buying any at all.


1. Pants won't pull up far enough for them to straddle the seat.

2. Can't get their phone to their ear with a helmet on.

3. Can't use 2 hands to eat while driving.

4. They don't get a trophy and a recognition plaque just for buying one.

5. Don't have enough muscle to hold the bike up when stopped.

6. Might have a bug hit them in the face and then they would need emergency care.

7. Motorcycles don't have air conditioning.

8. They can't afford one because they spent 12 years in college trying to get a degree in Humanities,
Social Studies or Gender Studies for which no jobs are available.

9. They are allergic to fresh air.

10. Their pajamas get caught on the exhaust pipes.

11. They might get their hands dirty checking the oil.

12. The handle bars have buttons and levers and cannot be controlled by touch-screen.

13. You have to shift manually and use something called a clutch.

14. It's too hard to take selfies while riding.

15. They don't come with training wheels like their bicycles did.

16. Motorcycles don't have power steering or power brakes.

17. Their nose ring interferes with the face shield.

18. They would have to use leg muscle to back up.

19. When they stop, a light breeze might blow exhaust in their face.

20. It could rain on them and expose them to non-soft water.

21. It might scare their therapy dog, and then the dog would need therapy.

22. Can't get the motorcycle down the basement stairs of their parent's home.


Millennials….. :roll:
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EXECUTIVE ORDER 6102, issued by US president Franklin Delano Roosevelt on April 5th 1933, banned private gold ownership .

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skylersfriend wrote:News – Harley Davidson speaks to declining bike sales:



The reasons for the slump in sales at HD are not President Trump's fault. Apparently Baby-Boomers have
motorcycles. Generation X is only buying a few, and the next generation isn't buying any at all.


1. Pants won't pull up far enough for them to straddle the seat.

2. Can't get their phone to their ear with a helmet on.

3. Can't use 2 hands to eat while driving.

4. They don't get a trophy and a recognition plaque just for buying one.

5. Don't have enough muscle to hold the bike up when stopped.

6. Might have a bug hit them in the face and then they would need emergency care.

7. Motorcycles don't have air conditioning.

8. They can't afford one because they spent 12 years in college trying to get a degree in Humanities,
Social Studies or Gender Studies for which no jobs are available.

9. They are allergic to fresh air.

10. Their pajamas get caught on the exhaust pipes.

11. They might get their hands dirty checking the oil.

12. The handle bars have buttons and levers and cannot be controlled by touch-screen.

13. You have to shift manually and use something called a clutch.

14. It's too hard to take selfies while riding.

15. They don't come with training wheels like their bicycles did.

16. Motorcycles don't have power steering or power brakes.

17. Their nose ring interferes with the face shield.

18. They would have to use leg muscle to back up.

19. When they stop, a light breeze might blow exhaust in their face.

20. It could rain on them and expose them to non-soft water.

21. It might scare their therapy dog, and then the dog would need therapy.

22. Can't get the motorcycle down the basement stairs of their parent's home.

I think I know more baby boomers that fit the bill than young people
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Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby Bucketeer » Sat May 18, 2019

bigjohn wrote:
skylersfriend wrote:News – Harley Davidson speaks to declining bike sales:

The reasons for the slump in sales at HD are not President Trump's fault. Apparently Baby-Boomers have motorcycles. Generation X is only buying a few, and the next generation isn't buying any at all.


I concur....I go to Daytona Bike Week to look at the hot chicks. They are there selling merchandise, themselves, or pole-dancing in the bars, while their grandmothers are riding the Harleys. Saggy overexposed boobs, multiple tattoos and metal piercings, overweight, too much makeup, and blue or purple hair. Really?

What do they bring to the table....usually the lease agreement for their Harley, plus numerous credit card debts, and their children or grandchildren. They bring nothing except multiple debts, a long history of ex-boyfriends of short duration, and a strong possibility of contracting multiple STDs.

Plus, all of the local homeless meth and crack hookers, and transvestites are working the streets and bars. It is totally disgusting.

Maybe Sturgis is worth the trip. Daytona is not. Wear shoes if you walk the beach, there are too many syringes out there. Stay away from Daytona and investing in Harley Davidson.
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