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I'm clearly not very bright.

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A Japanese proverb states, "Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare."

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Postby iratebob » Fri Jan 11, 2019

A British man walks into a bank in London and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for a month and needs to borrow 5,000 pounds. The bank officer tells him that bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the British man hands over the keys to a brand new Aston Martin Vulcan parked on the street in front of the bank and produces a valid title and registration. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the British man for using a 2 million pound Aston Martin as collateral against a 5,000 pound loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Aston Martin Vulcan into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. A month later, the British man returns, repays the 5,000 pounds with interest, which comes to 150 pounds. The loan officer says 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business & this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out & found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow 5,000'. The British man replies: 'Where else in London can I park an Aston Martin Vulcan for a month for only 150 pounds and expect it to be there when I return???.'

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^^^ I love that type of joke :lol: :lol: :lol: .
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Postby justoneguy » Sat Jan 12, 2019

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.

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Is this for real?


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