HUMOR Thread!!!

AKA Bar and Grill - General Discussion of any topics, does not need to be related to metal trading.
User avatar
MaxGravy
Site Admin
Posts: 15522
Joined: Sat Jul 18, 2009

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby MaxGravy » Sat Jul 14, 2018

Image

User avatar
skylersfriend
Gold Jester
Posts: 3400
Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2010
Location: THE MOON!!!

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby skylersfriend » Tue Jul 17, 2018

A Gary Larson classic!
Attachments
quack.JPG
quack.JPG (77.12 KiB) Viewed 912 times
Don't think of me as a cynic; I am an optimist with experience!
Image


“To think things out properly and fairly, a fellow's got to be calm and old and toothless: When you're an old gaffer with no teeth, it's easy to say: 'Damn it, boys, you mustn't bite!' But, when you've got all thirty-two teeth...” Nikos Kazantzakis..ZORBA THE GREEK

User avatar
Tractor Man
Gold Supporter
Posts: 1254
Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2011
Location: Out standing in my field.

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby Tractor Man » Thu Jul 19, 2018

Black Conservative Informed By White People That He’s Racist

https://babylonbee.com/news/black-conservative-informed-by-white-people-that-hes-racist/

This is a good one. The Babylon Bee has become one of my favorites in the outrageously-ridiculous faux-news genre. It's right up there with The Onion and CNN.
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence. Charles Bukowski
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. Voltaire

Image Image Image

User avatar
tdtwedt
Gold Supporter
Posts: 5513
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2014
Location: South Mississippi

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby tdtwedt » Sun Jul 29, 2018

Image
There are more ways than one to skin a cat.

User avatar
tdtwedt
Gold Supporter
Posts: 5513
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2014
Location: South Mississippi

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby tdtwedt » Wed Aug 01, 2018

Image
There are more ways than one to skin a cat.

User avatar
Tractor Man
Gold Supporter
Posts: 1254
Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2011
Location: Out standing in my field.

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby Tractor Man » Fri Aug 03, 2018

Image
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence. Charles Bukowski
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. Voltaire

Image Image Image

User avatar
tdtwedt
Gold Supporter
Posts: 5513
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2014
Location: South Mississippi

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby tdtwedt » Sun Aug 05, 2018

Image
There are more ways than one to skin a cat.

User avatar
lucky43113
Posts: 2886
Joined: Sun Oct 25, 2009
Location: USA
Contact:

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby lucky43113 » Sun Aug 05, 2018

38391516_1091709150991404_5493292072418934784_n.jpg
38391516_1091709150991404_5493292072418934784_n.jpg (37.63 KiB) Viewed 619 times
Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.---Benjamin Franklin


Image Image Image

User avatar
tdtwedt
Gold Supporter
Posts: 5513
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2014
Location: South Mississippi

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby tdtwedt » Wed Aug 08, 2018

Image
There are more ways than one to skin a cat.

User avatar
tdtwedt
Gold Supporter
Posts: 5513
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2014
Location: South Mississippi

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby tdtwedt » Thu Aug 09, 2018

Image
There are more ways than one to skin a cat.

User avatar
MaxGravy
Site Admin
Posts: 15522
Joined: Sat Jul 18, 2009

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby MaxGravy » Thu Aug 09, 2018

Image

User avatar
tdtwedt
Gold Supporter
Posts: 5513
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2014
Location: South Mississippi

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby tdtwedt » Sat Aug 11, 2018

Image
There are more ways than one to skin a cat.

User avatar
Agpanda
Posts: 21
Joined: Thu May 31, 2018

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby Agpanda » Sat Aug 11, 2018

207457_4357278420239_1318544990_n.jpg
207457_4357278420239_1318544990_n.jpg (21.86 KiB) Viewed 451 times

User avatar
tdtwedt
Gold Supporter
Posts: 5513
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2014
Location: South Mississippi

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby tdtwedt » Thu Aug 16, 2018

Image
There are more ways than one to skin a cat.

cmiller17363
Gold Supporter
Posts: 754
Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2017

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby cmiller17363 » Thu Aug 16, 2018

I cant help but notice that his reflection is backwards.
ImageImageImage

User avatar
Rik Bitter
Gold Jester
Posts: 2365
Joined: Mon Jul 25, 2016
Location: PA

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby Rik Bitter » Thu Aug 16, 2018

cmiller17363 wrote:I cant help but notice that his reflection is backwards.


I believe that's called "Cartoon Physics" It's the same thing that lets Wile E Coyote hover in the air long enough to hold up a "Yikes!" sign before plummeting into a canyon.
*** LOOKING FOR YPS #17 & 18s. Please contact me if you have any for sale.***


ImageImage

cmiller17363
Gold Supporter
Posts: 754
Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2017

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby cmiller17363 » Thu Aug 16, 2018

Rik Bitter wrote:
cmiller17363 wrote:I cant help but notice that his reflection is backwards.


I believe that's called "Cartoon Physics" It's the same thing that lets Wile E Coyote hover in the air long enough to hold up a "Yikes!" sign before plummeting into a canyon.

My OCD just couldnt let it go. :lol:
ImageImageImage

User avatar
tdtwedt
Gold Supporter
Posts: 5513
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2014
Location: South Mississippi

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby tdtwedt » Fri Aug 17, 2018

Image
There are more ways than one to skin a cat.

User avatar
skylersfriend
Gold Jester
Posts: 3400
Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2010
Location: THE MOON!!!

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby skylersfriend » Fri Aug 17, 2018

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was 75.
:( :(



Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects,
including Mrs. Butterworth , Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with many flours.



Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he
was kneaded.



Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model
for millions.



Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough,
plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.



The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. ;)
Don't think of me as a cynic; I am an optimist with experience!
Image


“To think things out properly and fairly, a fellow's got to be calm and old and toothless: When you're an old gaffer with no teeth, it's easy to say: 'Damn it, boys, you mustn't bite!' But, when you've got all thirty-two teeth...” Nikos Kazantzakis..ZORBA THE GREEK

User avatar
Silvervein
Turtle Supporter
Posts: 755
Joined: Fri Feb 13, 2015
Location: SC

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby Silvervein » Sat Aug 18, 2018

skylersfriend wrote:The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was 75.
:( :(


That reminds of the Birth of a Candy Bar...here's an updated one...

It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar.

I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetheart, how'd you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?"

Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like pure Almond Joy!

I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots.

It was all I could do to hold the Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!"

Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky Way.

She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, "Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff." I said, "Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey?"

(What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!)

She screamed, "Oh Crackerjack, better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup.

Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden... my Starburst!

Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and complained of a Cadbury Egg in her stomach.

Sure enough, nine months later, out popped? Baby Ruth!
"Don't gain the world and lose your soul; wisdom is better than silver or gold."
- Bob Marley


Return to “Burgers and Beers”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest