HUMOR Thread!!!

AKA Bar and Grill - General Discussion of any topics, does not need to be related to metal trading.
User avatar
dru708
Posts: 1433
Joined: Thu Feb 14, 2013
Location: Athens of Indiana

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby dru708 » Thu Mar 30, 2017

Image
Rich man's war. Poor man's fight.

User avatar
DRP270
Site Admin
Posts: 8576
Joined: Sat Jul 11, 2009

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby DRP270 » Thu Mar 30, 2017

A duck walks into a drugstore and asks for a tube of lipstick. The cashier says, "That'll be $1.49," and the duck replies, "Just put in on my bill."

This is an example of the lame crap that comes to my inbox :lol: .
ImageImageImage

toddler81
Posts: 888
Joined: Tue Jul 21, 2015

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby toddler81 » Thu Mar 30, 2017

DRP270 wrote:A duck walks into a drugstore and asks for a tube of lipstick. The cashier says, "That'll be $1.49," and the duck replies, "Just put in on my bill."

This is an example of the lame crap that comes to my inbox :lol: .


That's a series...
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DECmpUJdgm-g&ved=0ahUKEwjc3uKo0P_SAhVE7yYKHearAfsQtwIIQjAH&usg=AFQjCNFTLVUL-_QhOxaa4GJFL6nhphyfzg
:wanted: BU GOLD LIBERTADS :wanted:
1/20 oz: 2009,10,11,12,13
1/10 oz: 1994,2000,03,04,08,09,10,12 ... currently offering up to $300

:wanted: FRACTIONAL SILVER LIBERTADS :wanted:
1998 PROOF libertads (1/20, 1/10, 1/4)

Send me a message with your asking price!

User avatar
PeacePeople
Moderator
Posts: 13294
Joined: Tue May 10, 2011
Location: Canyonlands National Park, USA

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby PeacePeople » Fri Mar 31, 2017

Image

and this

Image
ImageImageImage

toddler81
Posts: 888
Joined: Tue Jul 21, 2015

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby toddler81 » Fri Mar 31, 2017

Never had a DUI but if I did I imagine it would go something like this...

Cop: You drinking?
Me: You buying?

Cue laughter...

then handcuffs! :lol:
:wanted: BU GOLD LIBERTADS :wanted:
1/20 oz: 2009,10,11,12,13
1/10 oz: 1994,2000,03,04,08,09,10,12 ... currently offering up to $300

:wanted: FRACTIONAL SILVER LIBERTADS :wanted:
1998 PROOF libertads (1/20, 1/10, 1/4)

Send me a message with your asking price!

User avatar
MaxGravy
Site Admin
Posts: 14088
Joined: Sat Jul 18, 2009
Location: Texas!

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby MaxGravy » Sat Apr 01, 2017

Image
ImageImageImage
Don't grow up - it's a trap!

User avatar
MaxGravy
Site Admin
Posts: 14088
Joined: Sat Jul 18, 2009
Location: Texas!

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby MaxGravy » Mon Apr 03, 2017

Image
ImageImageImage
Don't grow up - it's a trap!

User avatar
bigjohn
Turtle Supporter
Posts: 3644
Joined: Wed Oct 21, 2015
Location: Western Washington

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby bigjohn » Mon Apr 03, 2017

MaxGravy wrote:Image

Who is this clown? Can't even spell "Duck" :roll:
LOOKING FOR YPS #12 BARS TO COMPLETE A COLLECTION!!! PM ME IF YOU HAVE ANY - I HAVE YOUR REPLACEMENT READY OR CAN BUY OUT RIGHT.

ImageImage Image

User avatar
SilverDoge
Constitutional Supporter
Posts: 3142
Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2014
Location: Italy

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby SilverDoge » Thu Apr 06, 2017

Image
Image

User avatar
DRP270
Site Admin
Posts: 8576
Joined: Sat Jul 11, 2009

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby DRP270 » Thu Apr 06, 2017

More lame jokes for your bemusement :lol:

How do you toast a sheep? "Here's to ewe."

Where did the sheep go after high school? The Ewe-niversity.

What do you call a lamb who does aerobics? Sheep shape.

I wish I could get better ones. :cry:
ImageImageImage

User avatar
tdtwedt
Gold Supporter
Posts: 3111
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2014
Location: South Mississippi

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby tdtwedt » Fri Apr 07, 2017

Image
There are more ways than one to skin a cat.

User avatar
tdtwedt
Gold Supporter
Posts: 3111
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2014
Location: South Mississippi

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby tdtwedt » Sat Apr 08, 2017

Image
There are more ways than one to skin a cat.

User avatar
MaxGravy
Site Admin
Posts: 14088
Joined: Sat Jul 18, 2009
Location: Texas!

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby MaxGravy » Mon Apr 10, 2017

Image
ImageImageImage
Don't grow up - it's a trap!

User avatar
MaxGravy
Site Admin
Posts: 14088
Joined: Sat Jul 18, 2009
Location: Texas!

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby MaxGravy » Mon Apr 10, 2017

Image
ImageImageImage
Don't grow up - it's a trap!

User avatar
mnymgr1
Posts: 10063
Joined: Tue Jan 05, 2010
Location: Midwest

read the comments

Postby mnymgr1 » Tue Apr 11, 2017

I was just cracking up with the comments made :)

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-04-1 ... ssile-name
Newbie Guidelines ---> viewtopic.php?f=10&t=5335
www.cashbackmonitor.com to find the best cashback %
'EC' stands for Engelhard Corporation

User avatar
skylersfriend
Turtle Jester
Posts: 3265
Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2010
Location: THE MOON!!!

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby skylersfriend » Tue Apr 11, 2017

A Little Canadian Humour

(About the same all over I bet)

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence (no, not THAT fence) at Government House. One is from Ottawa, another is from Toronto, and the third is from Montreal. All three go with an official to examine the fence.


The Ottawa contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900, $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Toronto contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. That's $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Montreal contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the government official and whispers, "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys. How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Montreal contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Toronto to fix the fence."
Don't think of me as a cynic; I am an optimist with experience!
Image


“In finance, everything that is agreeable is unsound and everything that is sound is disagreeable.” Winston Churchill

The year 2017: Where words and ideas are considered too hateful to be said,
while riots and assault are considered too peaceful to be prosecuted.

User avatar
tdtwedt
Gold Supporter
Posts: 3111
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2014
Location: South Mississippi

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby tdtwedt » Sun Apr 16, 2017

Image
There are more ways than one to skin a cat.

User avatar
BAJJERFAN
Posts: 501
Joined: Sun Dec 14, 2014
Location: Iowa

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby BAJJERFAN » Sat Apr 22, 2017

North Dakota Bank Robbery

A hooded robber burst into a North Dakota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door, a brave North Dakota customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off,
revealing the robber's face.
The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him.
The robber instantly shot him also.
Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.
The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"
There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly too afraid to speak.
Then, one old Norwegian named Ole from North Dakota tentatively raised his hand and said,
"My wife got a pretty good look at you."
He who laughs last is slow-witted!

User avatar
tdtwedt
Gold Supporter
Posts: 3111
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2014
Location: South Mississippi

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby tdtwedt » Mon Apr 24, 2017

Image
There are more ways than one to skin a cat.

User avatar
tdtwedt
Gold Supporter
Posts: 3111
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2014
Location: South Mississippi

Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby tdtwedt » Wed Apr 26, 2017

Image
There are more ways than one to skin a cat.


Return to “Burgers and Beers”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: deenz, Operadad, RadioChemist and 5 guests