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Postby skylersfriend » Sat Feb 17, 2018

A man goes into a bar and orders seven shots of tequila and one Guinness.

The barman lines up shots and goes to get the Guinness.

When he comes back with the pint, all seven shots are gone.

The barman says: “Wow! You sure drank those fast.”

Paudie explains: "You would drink fast too if you had what I have.”

The barman asks: “What do you have?”




The guy reaches into his pocket and says: “Fifty cents!”



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Postby Tractor Man » Tue Feb 20, 2018

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The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence. Charles Bukowski
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. Voltaire

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Shew, rowdy night....
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Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby rottiesforever » Thu Feb 22, 2018

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director
to play at a graveside service for a homeless man.
He had no family or friends, so the service was to be
at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods,
I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone
and the hearse was nowhere in sight.
There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.
I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.

I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place.
I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around.

I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends.
I played like I've never played before for this homeless man
And as I played "Amazing Grace", the workers began to weep.
They wept, I wept, we all wept together.

When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car.
Though my head was hung low, my heart was full.
As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say,
"I never seen anything like that before, and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

Apparently, I'm still lost … it's a man thing.
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