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Re: BS Banter-For the drivel that belongs no where

Postby skylersfriend » Thu Dec 28, 2017

Hope this doesn't upset upper management but we must get the word out :lol: :lol:
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Postby MaxGravy » Sat Dec 30, 2017

Asian mango ceviche with garlic yuzu sauce. :D

Fresh cut wasabe in the background.

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Postby silverhead » Sat Dec 30, 2017

MaxGravy wrote:Asian mango ceviche with garlic yuzu sauce. :D

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Is there any seafood in there?
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Postby MaxGravy » Sat Dec 30, 2017

silverhead wrote:
MaxGravy wrote:Asian mango ceviche with garlic yuzu sauce. :D

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Is there any seafood in there?


Oh yes, maguro, hamachi, tai, albacore & tako.

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Postby MasterBlaster » Sat Dec 30, 2017

MaxGravy wrote:Asian mango ceviche with garlic yuzu sauce. :D

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This can't be on Mickey D's $1 menu :oops:
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Postby silverhead » Sat Dec 30, 2017

MaxGravy wrote:
silverhead wrote:
MaxGravy wrote:Asian mango ceviche with garlic yuzu sauce. :D

Fresh cut wasabe in the background.

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Is there any seafood in there?


Oh yes, maguro, hamachi, tai, albacore & tako.

asian-mango-ceviche.jpg



I recognize 1 of those words.
Looking closer at the picture something looked like salmon or pinkish grapefruit to me. :lol:
I've steered clear of Japanese seafood after getting serious food poisoning from a fancy Japanese buffet (I think it was the oysters :shock: ) and I won't touch oysters anymore after getting sick on them a few months ago, but that's another story. :turtle:
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Postby skylersfriend » Sat Dec 30, 2017

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Postby Bucketeer » Sat Dec 30, 2017

MaxGravy wrote:
silverhead wrote:
MaxGravy wrote:Asian mango ceviche with garlic yuzu sauce. :D

Fresh cut wasabe in the background.

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Is there any seafood in there?


Oh yes, maguro, hamachi, tai, albacore & tako.

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That looks really tasty Randy.

Btw Skylander, if you've ever touched an electric fence, you would never pee on a fence after that. They pack a punch. Will was right, and I was a big dummy. At least I only grabbed it with my hand, I can't imagine peeing on one. :lol:
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Postby pitw » Sat Dec 30, 2017

Bucketeer wrote:

Btw Skylander, if you've ever touched an electric fence, you would never pee on a fence after that. They pack a punch. Will was right, and I was a big dummy. At least I only grabbed it with my hand, I can't imagine peeing on one. :lol:


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Postby skylersfriend » Sat Dec 30, 2017

pitw wrote:
Bucketeer wrote:

Btw Skylander, if you've ever touched an electric fence, you would never pee on a fence after that. They pack a punch. Will was right, and I was a big dummy. At least I only grabbed it with my hand, I can't imagine peeing on one. :lol:


Slickers were the cause of much entertainment for a farm boy. :thumbup: :lol:


Yep, my cousins who lived on a farm talked me into it :oops: That's why the quote caught my attention. It was a lesson well learned..
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Postby MaxGravy » Sat Dec 30, 2017

Engineer wrote:
MaxGravy wrote:
silverhead wrote:
MaxGravy wrote:Asian mango ceviche with garlic yuzu sauce. :D

Fresh cut wasabe in the background.

asian-mango-ceviche.jpg


Is there any seafood in there?


Oh yes, maguro, hamachi, tai, albacore & tako.

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The red and yellow make it look especially appetizing.


True, but in my image the food is red and yellow. In your image the marketing is red and yellow (the food is brown).
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Postby MaxGravy » Sun Dec 31, 2017

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Postby agnostic » Sun Dec 31, 2017

MaxGravy wrote::shock:





In my day it was more like this....
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I am surprised that Apple did that well!
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Postby skylersfriend » Tue Jan 02, 2018

:duck:
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Postby skylersfriend » Tue Jan 02, 2018

ALL THE THINGS I LEARNED THIS YEAR FROM THE INTERNET :shifty: :roll:

As we enter another year - I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.

- I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.

- I can’t use the remote in a hotel room because I don’t know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.

- I can’t sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed..

- I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one’s nose.

- Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years..

- I can’t touch any woman’s purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom.

- I MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

- ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

- I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die for the 1,387,258th time.

- I no longer have any money, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

- I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa’s Novena has granted my every wish.

- I can’t have a drink in a bar because I’ll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone.

- I can’t eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.

- I can’t use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

- THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

- BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

- I no longer buy gas without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer doesn’t crawl in my back seat when I’m filling up.

- I no longer drink Pepsi or Fanta since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put ‘Under God’ on their cans.

- I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer.

- AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can’t boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face disfiguring me for life.

- I no longer go to the movies because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down

- I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

- I no longer receive packages from UPS or Fed Ex since they are actually Al Qaeda agents in disguise.

- And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.

- I no longer buy cookies from Neiman-Marcus since I now have their recipe.

- THANKS TO YOU I can’t use anyone’s toilet but mine because a big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

- AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can’t ever pick up $2.00 coin dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.

- I no longer drive my car because buying gas from some companies supports Al Qaeda, and buying gas from all the others supports South American dictators.

- I can’t do any gardening because I’m afraid I’ll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.

- Oh, by the way

- A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.

- Don’t bother taking it off now, it’s too late.

- PS: I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet.
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Re: BS Banter-For the drivel that belongs no where

Postby jcz1 » Tue Jan 02, 2018

skylersfriend wrote:ALL THE THINGS I LEARNED THIS YEAR FROM THE INTERNET :shifty: :roll:

- AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can’t ever pick up $2.00 coin dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.


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