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Postby Fusion » Tue Aug 29, 2017

BotanicusRex wrote:Big trouble at the Minnesota State Fair's Miracle of Birth Center.

..We got trouble right here in River City!

http://kstp.com/news/jeffrey-thomas-pen ... r/4589911/


Why do these creeps always look some damn creepy
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Postby BotanicusRex » Tue Aug 29, 2017

Fusion wrote:
BotanicusRex wrote:Big trouble at the Minnesota State Fair's Miracle of Birth Center.

..We got trouble right here in River City!

http://kstp.com/news/jeffrey-thomas-pen ... r/4589911/


Why do these creeps always look some damn creepy

Yep. And even with his string of convictions he'll probably be back out on the street in a couple of days.

It may be time to call our friends in Fargo to bring their wood chipper down here for a quick job.
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Postby jcz1 » Thu Aug 31, 2017

You can't make this stuff up:

Brown called News4 early Wednesday and said she wanted to explain what happened. She said she was running late for an appointment Saturday evening when she got on the X2 bus. She said she needed to relieve herself.

"I had to go to the bathroom real, real bad. You know what I'm saying," Brown said. "I just peed in a cup."

She said she intended to throw the cup of urine away. Then, as she was about to get off the bus at Benning Road and Minnesota Avenue about 6:15 p.m., the bus driver spoke to her.

"She said 'Have a nice day' all sarcastically," Brown said. "She could have been more courteous."

She threw the liquid onto the driver, who soon realized it was urine.

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local ... 39973.html
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Postby jcz1 » Wed Sep 06, 2017

Woman On Tinder Date Gets Stuck In Window Trying To Retrieve Her Own Poop

Surprisingly, a second date still might happen

At some point, the unidentified woman asked to use his bathroom. When she returned, Smyth said, she had “a panicked look in her eye.”

Smyth said the woman told him: “I went for a poo in your toilet, and it would not flush.”

He then claims the woman confessed to reaching into the toilet bowl, wrapping the dookie in tissue paper and throwing it out of the window.


They then decided to retrieve it, which is how she got stuck. The story was confirmed by the fire dept which freed her. There's even a GoFundMe page to replace the broken window.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lia ... e53101a36b
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Postby jcz1 » Wed Sep 06, 2017

5 Nurses Suspended After Admiring A Patient’s Genitals, Including After He Had Died

Five nurses at the Denver Health Medical Center were suspended for three weeks after they admired a man’s genitals, both while he was incapacitated at the hospital and after he died.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nur ... aafcf4b4e2
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Postby PeacePeople » Wed Sep 06, 2017

jcz1 wrote:5 Nurses Suspended After Admiring A Patient’s Genitals, Including After He Had Died

Five nurses at the Denver Health Medical Center were suspended for three weeks after they admired a man’s genitals, both while he was incapacitated at the hospital and after he died.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nur ... aafcf4b4e2


Something tells me that dude died a happy man.
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Postby Super Stacker PCB » Fri Sep 08, 2017

Anyone know why my Silver trophy is so big in my signature, and how to make it smaller? I copied it right out of the PM.
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Postby PeacePeople » Fri Sep 08, 2017

Super Stacker PCB wrote:Anyone know why my Silver trophy is so big in my signature, and how to make it smaller? I copied it right out of the PM.


Dude!!! You got the biggest cup.
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PeacePeople wrote:
Super Stacker PCB wrote:Anyone know why my Silver trophy is so big in my signature, and how to make it smaller? I copied it right out of the PM.


Dude!!! You got the biggest cup.

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Postby Mr. Ed » Sat Sep 09, 2017

As most have noticed , I have been away from BS quite a bit as of late. I have way to many family issues going on and my stess level has gone up 10 fold. In an effort to keep myself in check, I have been spending a lot of time in my garage wrenching on my 2 Harley's. I recently added the siren to the Harley Davidson security system on my Ultra Classic but in the midst of looking for the right part, I stumbled upon a thread that was focused on alarm systems that do not work and why. It was determined that sometimes dealers just dont activate them. I have a beautiful 2001 Heritage Softail Classic that I call Gracie and I have had her since 2003. She has been retro fitted with a lot of old school parts and most recently I added a pair of teardrop toolboxes that I have had for 10 years or so. These were popular on the softails in the 50's and 60's anyway, I got to thinking about the alarm system and in all these years I never noticed the security key in red when the ignition was turned on. After a little more digging I discovereed that I have had this scooter for 14 years and never knew it had the complete security system on t but it had never been activated. I have a couple of the old style alarm fobs on the way and will soon have an active alarm on both of my girls.

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Postby agnostic » Sat Sep 09, 2017

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Postby Purple and Gold » Sat Sep 09, 2017

Its time for some Wind Therapy, Mr Ed :turtle:
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Postby MaxGravy » Sat Sep 09, 2017

Super Stacker PCB wrote:Anyone know why my Silver trophy is so big in my signature, and how to make it smaller? I copied it right out of the PM.


They look the same size to me. :?











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MaxGravy wrote:
Super Stacker PCB wrote:Anyone know why my Silver trophy is so big in my signature, and how to make it smaller? I copied it right out of the PM.


They look the same size to me. :?











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Postby jcz1 » Sat Sep 09, 2017

jcz1 wrote:Keep seeing ads for a TV show called Orville on Fox, a spoof of Star Trek. I hope it's as good as it should be.


Apparently, the answer is no, not even close. Sad. :thumbdown:

Seth MacFarlane’s ‘The Orville’ sets off for a humorless (and lifeless) void

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my son has been in high school now for 3 weeks....

Postby mnymgr1 » Tue Sep 12, 2017

and already I'm starting to look ahead to how nice and peaceful the house will be when he goes off to college.
bad dad ?
and these cellphones, omg, do I have a love/hate relationship with them. He can't function without his, like most others his age, but I want to lock his up as soon as he gets home.
lousy couple nights already and it's not even 8pm here on a Monday....lol
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Postby Super Stacker PCB » Tue Sep 12, 2017

Not a bad Dad at all. My kids are still in daycare, and sometimes the wife and I will take a day off during the middle of the week and still send the kids to daycare just to see what it was like to be in a quiet house.
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Postby Tractor Man » Tue Sep 12, 2017

mnymgr1 wrote:and already I'm starting to look ahead to how nice and peaceful the house will be when he goes off to college.
bad dad ?
and these cellphones, omg, do I have a love/hate relationship with them. He can't function without his, like most others his age, but I want to lock his up as soon as he gets home.
lousy couple nights already and it's not even 8pm here on a Monday....lol


Good news ... its Tuesday!! :thumbup:
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Postby jcz1 » Tue Sep 12, 2017

I thought this stuff happens in middle America, not the Left Coast:

Bikini baristas sue Washington city over dress code law

Seven bikini baristas and the owner of a chain of the coffee stands called "Hillbilly Hotties" sued the city of Everett, Washington, on Monday, saying two recently passed ordinances banning bare skin violate their right to free expression.

The suit, filed in U.S. District Court in Seattle, says the ordinances passed by the Everett City Council deny bikini-stand employees the ability to communicate through their attire, are vague and confusing, and unlawfully target women.
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One of Everett's new laws requires the workers to wear a minimum of tank tops and shorts. It specifically applies to employees at "quick service" restaurants, which also include fast food and food trucks.

The other redefined the city's lewd conduct ordinance and created a new crime of facilitating lewd conduct. Both ordinances took effect early this month.

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/ ... e-law.html


from another article on this:
language banning women from displaying the "bottom one-half of the anal cleft." As the suit argues, "It is unlikely that most citizens would be able to determine the location of their anal cleft."

http://www.newser.com/story/248521/biki ... nance.html
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